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Nat: "Whats funny?"
Dan: "Brain activity around this table"
24/03/2003, Amroth Castle, Pembrookshire

"What is it with me and finding loose rocks*?" Nick Daffern, 29/03/2003
*what is it with Nick Daffern and finding Inuendo?

Addressing the revulsion of pornography:
"Was it all the fluids?" Marie Pilkington, 29/03/2003

Pete Turner: "Whats the meaning of life?"
Laura Dennent: "69*?"
30/03/2003
*the Director's Cut Ending to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Concerning the younger brother of "ninja-boy" Paul Breeze:
"They should have stopped at Paul and got goldfish instead" Alan Thomas, 30/03/2003

"We're just here to make the numbers" Evil Dave Bankier, 31/03/2003

"If you press the right buttons and fondle the hole in the wall it will ejaculate a load of money over you" Simon Esmonde-Cleary 22/05/2003

"I'll have your brain, Nat, you can have my finger*" Max Miller, 24/05/2003
*Max's unwanted proposition. I never had Max's finger. I'm not sure if I still have my brain.

"My bollocks are entwined with my boxers. They have become one. It must be my Mutant Power. Fuck!*" Dan Bee, 29/05/2003
*Concerning the disappointment of when your mutant powers don't meet your expectations.

Addressing Nathaniel Westwood:
"When I think of the Black Book, I think of you, and vice versa" Dan Bee, 30/05/2003

Addressing Nina Wilmott via text message:
"I'm in Crete with Dan and Nick getting wasted. Do you want me to bring you back a dildo?" Nathaniel Westwood, 30/05/2003

Concerning Boredom:
"Take a shit, That'll pass some time*" Dan Bee, 30/05/2003
*Indeed, a whole new definition of "passing some time". Twisted Genius.

Concerning the Cat and her Kittens making a home on our Mini-golf course:
"There's a free nipple. Can I have a go?" Dan Bee 30/05/2003

Addressing some evilly dark storm clouds and laughing insanely:
"But, Father, Why?" Dan Bee, 30/05/2003

Repeating himself with a new context:
"Butt-Father, why?" Dan Bee, 30/05/2003

Concerning unusual poker chips:
"Bask in the vastness of the little orange eggs" Dan Bee

Chris: "I know a kung-fu chest grab"
Gemma: "Grab my Chest!"
26/06/2003

"There once was a famous matador...he died" Enrico, 6/07/2003

"You know you have a P.E. Teacher who is really mean. Well, I fucked his daughter and did a really shit job of it and fell asleep half way through." John Davies, 6/07/2003

"I was that far away from a blowjob last night*" Mark, 07/07/2003
*hand gesture required. approx. 1" width, turned to fit between lap and inclinded head of same lap.

"If you don't try as much as possible you never know what you might fail at" Mark Mathieson,, 7/07/2003

Concerning an Ant's Nest:
"I've killed the Queen! Now, I am their God. To feed they will have to eat my lactated juices" Nat Westwood, 7/07/2003

"Enrico's smoking bits of the Tent" Simon Esmonde-Cleary, 09/07/2003

"Die by the age of 30. Saves pissing yourself later*" Nick Daffern, 9/07/2003
*This comment has become a hostage to fortune. Tragically Ironic now. And I have included it for a complete record and also to serve as a salutary moment admist all the mirth.

Concerning a pain in his arse:
"Jenna Jameson, she better have a sore arse, dirty bitch" Dan Bee, 11/07/2003

"Sept Poissons si vous plait?"
[can i have seven fish please]
Daniel Badcock, 9/07/2003

"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag!" Nick Daffern, 11/07/2003

"Nat, you are the personification of laugh" Enrico, 11/07/2003

"Do you know Starships Troopers when the Brain Bug bites the top off the guys head and sucks out his brains? Well, I can't eat Cadbury's Cream Eggs now" Gemma Wilson, 15/07/2003

Addressing Sian:
"Before you came to University were you known as the village bike?*" Nat Westwood, 11/07/2003
*The most infamous thing I have ever said?