Human Interaction: the guidelines

• Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
• "Process and Procedure" are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly.
• Everytime you open your mouth you have the unerring ability to continually confirm what I think.
• If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
• Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
• Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in a promotion to a job you can't do.
• Quitters never win! Winners never quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
• Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man, more for leaning on than for illumination.
• "A problem shared is a problem halved", so, is my problem really my problem or half of yours?
• Don't hunt what you can't kill.