"Fuck Me!*" Rachel Newbold, 22/01/2003
*It is unkown whether the Queue took her up on this offer.
Rachel: "Do I give you tingles?"
Karl: "No, you give me other things"
Nat: "Hepatitus C"
22/01/2003
"I am at peace with walls" 4th Century Barbarian Chieftan
"We know you're half right Nat, but we understand" Dan Bee, 16/01/2003 3.30pm
Addressing Dan Bee:
"I don't know what you've done wrong either" Bill Owens, 16/01/2003 5.37pm
Addressing Laura Cooper:
"That was then, this is now, get your hands off" Karl Munster, 9/01/2003
"I was going to buy 'Grumpy' the Dwarf at Disney store for you Nat, because it is you, but he's not worth spending the money on*" Laura Cooper, 26/01/2003
*Value of Grumpy the Dwarf = 3.45
"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't" Mr. B. P. Logan
"I work in a dimensionless world" Peter Turner, 7/02/2003
"I amsk what I amsk, and i can beesk no more" Popeye
"Nat's the only one who is normal*" Karl Munster, 12/02/2003
*Exceptional Circumstances
The Twisted Genius, Dan Bee, displaying his gift:
- "A satsuma close up is as good as an orange far away"
- "The plan was simple like my brother. Unlike my brother the plan just might work"
"Oh my God! He's got a fork in his bac pocket! Oh my God! He sat on the fork! I'm going to tell him.*" Liz Logan, 21/02/2003
*As if he didn't know
"You looked like Time was a strange concept Nat" Nina Wilmott, 24/02/2003
"You're an Alcoholic Nat, just deny it" Richard Bainbridge, 07/06/2003
"I'm not evil, I'm just mis-understood" Evil Dave, 7/06/2003
"There are two kinds of people in this world. People from Yorkshire and those who wish they were*" Alistair Griffin
*dispicable
"Two pints of Worthington's please, no ice" Nathaniel Westwood, 7/06/2003
Explaining why he used the disabled exit:
"I am disabled. I can't drink more than eight pints without being sick" Richard Bainbridge, 9/09/2003
"Life is just Death taking its time" Max Miller, 15/03/2003
"Who is the central reservation reserved for? Because I have a funny feeling its me" 15/03/2003
"It was funny in your head wasn't it?" Liz Logan, 24/03/2003
Addressing Nick Daffern:
"Its 4:00 pm and you've had two puffs" Liz Logan 24/03/2003
Hanging up on his girlfriend:
"You know what? I've got a pint of guiness waiting*" Nick Daffern, 24/03/2003
*The relationship ended shortly afterwards
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