Monday 17 August 2009

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Upon seeing the size of the queue at an amusement park:
"Fuck Me!*" Rachel Newbold, 22/01/2003
*It is unkown whether the Queue took her up on this offer.

Rachel: "Do I give you tingles?"
Karl: "No, you give me other things"
Nat: "Hepatitus C"
22/01/2003

"I am at peace with walls" 4th Century Barbarian Chieftan

"We know you're half right Nat, but we understand" Dan Bee, 16/01/2003 3.30pm

Addressing Dan Bee:
"I don't know what you've done wrong either" Bill Owens, 16/01/2003 5.37pm

Addressing Laura Cooper:
"That was then, this is now, get your hands off" Karl Munster, 9/01/2003

"I was going to buy 'Grumpy' the Dwarf at Disney store for you Nat, because it is you, but he's not worth spending the money on*" Laura Cooper, 26/01/2003
*Value of Grumpy the Dwarf = 3.45

"There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't" Mr. B. P. Logan

"I work in a dimensionless world" Peter Turner, 7/02/2003

"I amsk what I amsk, and i can beesk no more" Popeye

"Nat's the only one who is normal*" Karl Munster, 12/02/2003

*Exceptional Circumstances

The Twisted Genius, Dan Bee, displaying his gift:

  1. "A satsuma close up is as good as an orange far away"
  2. "The plan was simple like my brother. Unlike my brother the plan just might work"

"Oh my God! He's got a fork in his bac pocket! Oh my God! He sat on the fork! I'm going to tell him.*" Liz Logan, 21/02/2003

*As if he didn't know

"You looked like Time was a strange concept Nat" Nina Wilmott, 24/02/2003

"You're an Alcoholic Nat, just deny it" Richard Bainbridge, 07/06/2003

"I'm not evil, I'm just mis-understood" Evil Dave, 7/06/2003

"There are two kinds of people in this world. People from Yorkshire and those who wish they were*" Alistair Griffin

*dispicable

"Two pints of Worthington's please, no ice" Nathaniel Westwood, 7/06/2003

Explaining why he used the disabled exit:

"I am disabled. I can't drink more than eight pints without being sick" Richard Bainbridge, 9/09/2003

"Life is just Death taking its time" Max Miller, 15/03/2003

"Who is the central reservation reserved for? Because I have a funny feeling its me" 15/03/2003

"It was funny in your head wasn't it?" Liz Logan, 24/03/2003

Addressing Nick Daffern:

"Its 4:00 pm and you've had two puffs" Liz Logan 24/03/2003

Hanging up on his girlfriend:

"You know what? I've got a pint of guiness waiting*" Nick Daffern, 24/03/2003

*The relationship ended shortly afterwards

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