"The only way to control Nat is with a cattle prod, a blow-up doll, a bull whip, and a large tub of lube" Nick Daffern, 19/07/2003
Concerning Nina's goggle fetish:
"Don't they steam up?" Nat Westwood, 28/08/2003
True Romance Blossoms and Nat finally relents to Nina's advances:
"I think I'm drunk enough now" Nat Westwood, 28/08/2003, Dance floor of Snobs
"Why do we have feet? Why not hooves?" Dan Bee, 04/11/2003
A Blunderbuss filled with Batshit. That'll be fun" Kevin Whitehead, 12/11/2003
Concerning life in Sardinia:
"If you are lucky you will hear the Priest swear when he plays football" Enrico, 10/11/2003
"Roz, where's my other jar of wax?" Nick Daffern (while topless and not realising he has guests), 09/10/2004
Addressing a French Hairdresser and realising he didn't know enough french:
"Allez?" Dan Bee, date lost.
Addressee unknown, but likely Nat Westwood:
"Isn't your village missing its idiot?" Nick Daffern, 18/10/2004
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